She comes from a land far, far away. A little place that some people call Great Britain. Exiled for streaking at the royal wedding, she left her motherland along with the only woman she ever truly loved. Her horse. Tyrone. She travelled to the USA to ressurect the recession-riddled dance floors of America.
With a big, long, pink, ding-dong penis, she could turn any bro-down into a hoe-down. She would turn any keg cup into legs up. She taught all nations and all peoples across all seas that in order to have the best dance party in the world, all you have to do is... DANCE!
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